Friday, April 18, 2008

Friday Confession

I have something to confess. I know this may offend many people, but I have to say it.

I have absolutely NO interest in celebrity gossip.

There. I said it.

I just couldn’t care less about what some guy or gal in Hollywood is doing these days. I am much more interested in what my blog buddies are doing!

I would rather hear about what Lorraine or Sfoofie are cooking up tonight, or what types of fascinating sights Buck is seeing on his way to work in the morning. I am also interested in hearing about Danny Wanny’s trials and tribulations. (Did you notice you never can have just “trials” or “tribulations”? You can’t have one without the other!) And of course, Iwanski’s life is particularly fascinating to me. And there are so many others that feed my need for “celebrity” gossip—I can’t even begin to list you all, but yep, I’m talking about YOU!

You people are my celebrities. I am fascinated by what you may consider to be the daily hum-drum of your lives. Bring on the hum-drum! Y’all fascinate me.

And feel free to share pictures with me of yourself doing some mundane activity, like filling up your tank or waiting for a bus. I promise I won’t make fun of what you’re wearing.


Gilman Chatsworth said...

I see that the REAL list you want to be on is the MHP Is Interested list!

I now have something to aspire to...

LP Cards Fan said...

Thanks for stopping by yesteday, MHP.

Couldn't agree more. I always shake my head in incomprehension when I see someone on the bus or a waitress at the bar reading one of the gossip rags.

Miss Healthypants said...

Gilman Boskey Chatsworth--don't you know you're already on that list? :)

LP Cards Fan--I enjoy your blog. And I'm glad others feel the same way I do about stupid celebrity crap. :)

Lorraine said...

I officially feel like a rock star now.

I'm going to stop wearing panties.

Miss Healthypants said...

LOL, Lorrainey! :)