Thursday, April 17, 2008

Disgusting Creatures

Here’s why cats are the most disgusting creatures on earth:

1. They vomit routinely, whenever and wherever they feel like it. It is an especially wonderful experience to encounter one of these “vomit piles” in the morning, when you step on it with bare feet.

2. They lick their own butts. ‘Nuff said.

3. They use their dirty, nasty paws that are full of litter schrapnel to scoop water out of their water dish.

4. They lick each others’ butts.

5. After licking their own butt and each others’ butts, they stick their entire heads into their owner’s water cup and lap up the water with the same tongue that they just licked their butt and each others’ butts with.

If you own a cat, you know what I’m talking about. They are filthy, disgusting animals. But they’re entertaining; I guess that’s why we keep them around.

3 comments:

Lorraine said...

Yep. And yet. We're fixing on getting a new kitty now that it's spring and all. I dreamed about it last night. There were all these free cats sitting in boxes according to their various talents and I was looking at all the "mousers". They all looked like Phoebe.

Miss Healthypants said...

Oh, Rainey, I do hope you get one of those "disgusting creatures"--because they do have their good points, too. *smiles*

Hey, did you ever see my comment on your blog about Phoebe passing on? I didn't find out about it until months after it happened! I wanted you to know I was sorry about that.

Now you go get yourself a new kitty! *smiles*

Buck said...

And you want me to get a cat,. . why??