I am bored as shit right now.
Yes, I am as bored as a piece of poo. I feel like I’m just lying there in the toilet, and just waiting for an exciting flush or something to happen. But nothing is happening. I’m just sitting there, waiting for the flush that just won’t come.
Do you want to know why I’m so freakin’ bored right now?
Well, let’s see.
First of all, the weather is just plain SHIT right now. I woke up this morning and put on my long underwear for the freakin’ 50th time this year, and I thought, “Will it EVER get warm again?”
Then I walked to work to my job where I was asked the same three questions over and over again all day long, and I thought, “Will I ever be inspired again?”
Then I came home to eat a frozen pizza and thought, “Will I ever eat anything really good ever again?”
Then I sat down to watch t.v. and thought, “Will I ever watch anything interesting ever again?”
Please tell me, dear reader, if you’ve ever felt this way before? I know I can’t be the only one…right?