Friday, June 6, 2008

Advice For Married Women

If you want your husband to leave the house with you, but he’s too busy surfing the internet (especially for pointless political blather), here’s a simple tactic to try: turn on the tv and search for a tv show that your husband would hate to watch, then turn up the volume REALLY loud.

Trust me, it works!

*Note: For Iwanski, here are shows that work particularly well:

 TMZ (a show all about stupid celebrity gossip)
 Dancing with the Stars
 Entertainment Tonight
 The View
 Oprah**

**Occasionally, I can get Iwanski to watch a two-minute clip of this show. If I’m lucky.