A really good wine makes everything better.
It’s important to balance the noise in your day with silence.
When a healthy adult accidentally poops in his or her pants, it’s just funny.
When I think people are going to be helpful to me, most of the time they are.
Tension tamer tea really works (especially when you’re at work and you can’t have a glass of wine).
Sometimes you just have to eat what you want, even if it’s not healthy food.
Staring at a candle for even a few minutes can really help you calm down.
When you have a 7 a.m. conference call, and it’s 11 p.m., you should probably go to bed and stop blogging.
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What made you think of a healthy adult pooping in their pants? Did Iwanski have an "accident"... I know someone my age who crapped in their pants and I agree it was funny as he!!
Could the adjective "healthy" in your description have any reference to MHP? LOL!!!
I've realized:
* you can really freak Iwanski out swinging things 1 inch from the TV. holy wow.
* "Iwanski don't tell no stories on stairs" ...said in a Mr T voice keeps me laughing.
* Whenever I say/type "sweeeeet" I imagine it in your voice.
* Saying "one meeellion dollars" in dr evil voice and "eeeeexcellent" in mr burns voices is fun as well
* I had a 7am conference call with my boss (me) and she told me to keep sleeping. Can't call her a biatch today!
See? Diane thinks the pooping thing is funny and I still don't get it. Maybe it's a guy thing.
What is Iwanski's take on it?
Diane--no, Iwanski did not have an accident! Let's not start any rumors now! *grin* And yes, healthy is a reference to MHP. :)
Sfoofie, you're hilarious!! :)
Buck, you are the only crazy one who doesn't think that's funny. Iwanski thinks it's really funny, as well! :)
Diane--no, Iwanski did not have an accident! Let's not start any rumors now! *grin* And yes, healthy is a reference to MHP. :)
Sfoofie, you're hilarious!! :)
Buck, you are the only crazy one who doesn't think that's funny. Iwanski thinks it's really funny, as well! :)
I hearby propose an amendment to the U.S. Constitution. "There shall be no conference calls or meeting prior to 0900 or after 1500 local time".
If someone wishes to break that rule they clearly need to provide wine!
So, MHP... did you really crap in your pants? You can't just leave the story at that... I think this poopy pants story could be my next favorite MHP story ever next to the dry bread you almost choked on. If Buck thought I was weird for laughing at poop he will really think I am weird for laughing at people choking!
LP Cards Fan--I totally agree!! :)
Diane--it wasn't me, it wasn't Iwanski, and it wasn't Buck. And if I tell you, I'll have to kill you. *grin* P.S. You just gave me a great blog idea! *smiles*
Wow, these are all correct!
Hey Chicky,,, do you think we will still be laughing about poopypants when we are elderly? As long as I don't get a prolapsed a**hole I will think it is funny! My girlfriend use to work in a nursing home and she would have to push back/in a**holes that became prolapsed...first time she told me about that I freaked out and to this day when I get constipated I fear I might push my a-hole out!
This really is going to make me gag.
Bosk, are you talking about the a-hole comment? Yeah, that's disgusting. :)
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