I can’t believe I forgot this one…
Iwanski Rule #16: While taking a walk, Iwanski must be "unencumbered" at all times.** To walk with a small plastic bag in hand is out of the question. Iwanski will not even wear gloves. Ever.
**Note: A recent update to this rule: Miss Healthypants should be unencumbered at all times, as well. Iwanski is bothered when he perceives that Miss Healthypants is encumbered in any way and will insist that Miss Healthypants rid herself of all such encumberances.
Actual Iwanski sayings from 5-10-08:
“I’m going to get violent with this printer.”
“I see the world as one big B.L.T.”
"Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo…"
"You’re like MacGyver…no wait, did I say MacGyver? I meant you’re like your Mom."