Saturday, May 10, 2008

Random Iwanskiness

I can’t believe I forgot this one…

Iwanski Rule #16: While taking a walk, Iwanski must be "unencumbered" at all times.** To walk with a small plastic bag in hand is out of the question. Iwanski will not even wear gloves. Ever.

**Note: A recent update to this rule: Miss Healthypants should be unencumbered at all times, as well. Iwanski is bothered when he perceives that Miss Healthypants is encumbered in any way and will insist that Miss Healthypants rid herself of all such encumberances.

Actual Iwanski sayings from 5-10-08:

“I’m going to get violent with this printer.”

“I see the world as one big B.L.T.”

"Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo…"

"You’re like MacGyver…no wait, did I say MacGyver? I meant you’re like your Mom."


Lorraine said...

2 things. 1) How are you supposed to get the groceries home? and b) that McGyver line was one of the funniest things I've read in a while and it hurts to laugh.

Miss Healthypants said...


Iwanski does make an exception to the rule for groceries--although we tend to use our recently-purchased "granny cart" to haul them home.

And I'm glad you liked the McGyver line--that made me laugh, too! :)