Miss Healthypants (video taping Iwanski, who’s lying down on the bed): Are you drunk on wine?
Iwanski (drunk on wine for the first time in fifteen years): Turn the video off.
Miss Healthypants: Just tell me—are you drunk on wine?
Iwanski: Shut up, you know I am. I just stumbled into the bathroom wall.
Miss Healthypants: So would you say that you’re a Stumbly-Wumbly?
Iwanski: If there’s Wumblies, I’m one of the Stumblies.
Miss Healthypants: Say “I’m a Stumbly-Wumbly.”
Iwanski: If there is a Wumbly population, I am one of the Stumblies of such.
Miss Healthypants (laughing): Say “I am a Stumbly-Wumbly.”
Iwanski: There’s a chance…I don’t believe in labels.
Miss Healthypants: Come on, be a Stumbly Wumbly!
Iwanski: Let’s say I’m a Blue Dog Stumbly.
Miss Healthypants (laughing): Is that like a Blue Dog Democrat?
Iwanski: It’s better. Hey, you’re not going to blog about this, are you?
Miss Healthypants: No, of course not.