I live with one silly dude. Iwanski makes me laugh every single day. Here are but a few of the sentences that he’s uttered lately, that have made me giggle:
“That is one erotic bear.”
“Love me, love my stubble.”
“I pick up socks, you pick up socks, we all pick up socks.”
“I don’t need to be told to look at a pug when I’m doing something else.”
And then there was this exchange:
Miss Healthypants: Did you ever go skateboarding when you were a kid?
Iwanski: Sometimes. I remember my friends were always doing tricks on their skateboards. My trick was not falling off and breaking my neck.