On Friday night, Iwanski and I were eating some chips and salsa. As I dipped a chip into the salsa, I started choking on a previously-dipped chip and ran coughing out of the room, leaving my chip in the salsa.
After managing to avoid choking and dying, I came back in the room.
Iwanski said, “Are you okay? You left your chip in the salsa.”
“Yeah,” I said. “Sorry, I had to abandon chip.”