Wii Are Tired

This morning, my Wii Fit personal trainer actually said,

“I stayed up a little too late last night. I’m tired.”

Do I really need to know about my virtual personal trainer’s sleeping habits? Is this something of concern to me?

And for that matter, what was my virtual personal trainer doing up so late? She doesn’t have a job, or really a life—and she lives in virtual Wii land. What could she possibly have been doing? Maybe she and the Super Mario Brothers were hangin’ out, smokin’ a doobie.

Of course, she followed her statement up with, “Be sure to get plenty of rest every night, blah blah blah blah…”

The funny thing is, I did stay up a little too late last night and was extremely tired this morning.

How did she know????